Mood: Random!

AFI misfit 0 0 0: maybe i should get some rest. Party hard tomorrow night.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: until 10:30

OfCourseIseeYou: right

OfCourseIseeYou: wait

OfCourseIseeYou: i thought itw as till 10

AFI misfit 0 0 0: right right, 6:30-10

AFI misfit 0 0 0: der me

OfCourseIseeYou: haha

AFI misfit 0 0 0: i know there was a 3 in there somewhere

AFI misfit 0 0 0: and by somewhere, i mean my pants.

OfCourseIseeYou: hahahaha

AFI misfit 0 0 0: holy fuck

AFI misfit 0 0 0: there is a damn 3 on my underwear

AFI misfit 0 0 0: what the hell.

OfCourseIseeYou: hahahaahha

AFI misfit 0 0 0: nevermind, its not a 3. its an 8

AFI misfit 0 0 0: false alarm kids.

OfCourseIseeYou: hahahahaha

AFI misfit 0 0 0: wouldnt that suck if there was like, an underwear emergency....and they needed a 3...so they took mine. But when they got to the rocket ship that was going to blow up the giant elephant flying at earth....They realized it was an 8. But by the time they could get a real 3, we were all dead?

OfCourseIseeYou: hahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahaha

OfCourseIseeYou: what the hell?

AFI misfit 0 0 0: yeah, im sure once the elephant hit earth we'd realize it wasnt an elephant....just a bloated mongoose

AFI misfit 0 0 0: And then the scientist would feel dumb

AFI misfit 0 0 0: because you need a underwear 3 to fuel elephant rockets, and an 8 to fuel mongoose rockets

AFI misfit 0 0 0: but either way, we had an elephant rocket

OfCourseIseeYou: hahahaha

AFI misfit 0 0 0: so we were screwed from the start

AFI misfit 0 0 0: we just thought we had hope

AFI misfit 0 0 0: but really it was just a bad case of herpis

AFI misfit 0 0 0: we'd need alot of herpicin L.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: i saw that on TV.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: "Think you've got hope? No. Its just herpis. Get HERPICIN L"

OfCourseIseeYou: what the ehll are you talking about

AFI misfit 0 0 0: so i was like "Gawd damn, that is one big dog" and then he was like "No, that is no dog. Just a bloated mongoose"

AFI misfit 0 0 0: And i was like "No, those live on jupiter. Thats got to be a marshmellow"

AFI misfit 0 0 0: and hes like "Good point." Then he takes a bite of the marshmellow, only to find out it was his grandma in a marshmellow suit

AFI misfit 0 0 0: now we call him grandma-eater

OfCourseIseeYou: thats sad

AFI misfit 0 0 0: yeah he was a good kid.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: see what orange juice does to people?

AFI misfit 0 0 0: dont do the OJ, andy.

OfCourseIseeYou: Once upon a time there was a turtle named douglas. Douglas liked stapling dinosaur eggs to recliner chairs. One day, while douglas was stapling eggs, he had a baby and died

THE END

AFI misfit 0 0 0: i knew douglas. I called him lil'dougie. I took care of his baby too.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: then i ate it.

AFI misfit 0 0 0: i was hungry. It was july

AFI misfit 0 0 0: we all know thats baby eating month

OfCourseIseeYou: then at age 7, little corey took his first steps. it was such a beautiful day. shortly after taht he was arrested for fucking a man.

THE END

AFI misfit 0 0 0: Corey was just a ripe young 7. He had never felt the caress of a man. He went into a gay bar looking for a lover. Thats when he fond Greg. Greg was straight, but corey didnt care...He fucked him. He fucked him long and hard...Then he was arrested. Now corey gets all the male caressing he wants now that hes in prison..Dont bend over to get the soap in the shower little corey! Oh my, ha ha, what a kidder.

THE END..?!

OfCourseIseeYou: but then on christmas eve in 1954 little corey was no longer little, he was now a grown man of the age 12.. He was released from jail because he was now able to produce ripe seamen. Corey went out and pondered his existence. soon he realized what he must do. He must venture into the reststop bathroom and lick the toilet seat. So the very next day he marched right into the reststop bathroom and opened the stall door only to find his old pal GREG. Greg told corey how the long hard sex had turned him gay and how he wanted more of it right now on the toilet seat. So naturally, Corey fucked him right there...then Greg spooged on the seat of the toilet. And Corey licked it off (that part was deep)

THE END

AFI misfit 0 0 0: Well, what the older, wiser...but not much wiser...corey had not realized was the spooge he had licked form the seat was actually magical leprechan cream, for greg was magic! Corey turned into a little irish leprechan. Greg, too was a leprechan. But what corey didnt know about greg was that once they were both leprechans they had to have gay hard sex in a pot of gold. COREY WAS ALERGIC TO GOLD! He could not obtain full leprechanidity! So instead greg masturbated in the gold and corey licked his jizz. Then they lived together having gay leprechan sex 2 times a day....3 times on wednesdays.

THE END

OfCourseIseeYou: ok

OfCourseIseeYou: thats the end of the story

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